WELCOME TO MATT’S ROOM.
Nyetendo
The industry can get stomped.
Pick a cartridge. Make some noise. ↓
Drag a top CD, or tap two pallets to move it.
Drag the top CD, or tap source → destination. Same album or empty pallet. Four per pallet.
① PICK A CARTRIDGE BELOWTap one. Watch it slide into the console. Then press START. ↓
Tap targets, or aim with arrows and fire with X. Three CDs per magazine; automatic reload. Space / A reloads early.
SOUND DESK / MUSIC + FX
Hit SOUND ON on the TV. Cartridge beats are original arcade instrumentals; Bad Timeline is Matt’s original recording. Small Violin always uses its beat-matched soundtrack. Music pauses with the game.
Pick a cartridge to power up.
YOUR BAD
INFLUENCE FILE.
Play the room. Collect the stamps. Leave your mark.
200 XP to NIGHT REGULAR
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THE HIT LIST / GAME GOALS
PERSONAL BESTS
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STOMP. SHOUT.
STAY INDEPENDENT.
Seven different ways to spend the night: a three-act platformer, a first-person shooter through corporate HQ, a rhythm brawl, a side-scrolling street shooter, the Pressing Issues CD warehouse puzzle, and Platinum Pigeons, a six-district shooting gallery through the Nyeverse, and Midnye Run, a purple-car getaway through Nyewood, Nye City and Nye Corp. In Super Nye Bros., grab a blunt for eight seconds of triple shots. In Bad Timeline, launch bladed Matt Nye albums through the demons or switch to the sonic mic or the heavy NYE laser. The Contract Demon, Speaker Enforcer and Royalty Leech have joined the suits. Laser kills erupt in illustrated energy bursts; CDs keep their slicing deaths. Clear corporate HQ to open the exit. In Small Violin, hit the notes on the white ring. In Royalty Riot, duck enemy fire, jump onto scaffolds and send bladed CDs through the mobster crew inspired by the opening and closing sketches of Cruella De Vil. The bladed-disc weapon even echoes a line in I’ll Be Fine. The hothead rushes, the tall lug swings a bat, the skinny gunman fires twice, and the boss packs a Tommy gun. Clear every enemy to unlock the next district.
- PLATFORMER
- ← → move · Space jumps · X attacks
- SHOOTER
- ↑ ↓ or W / S move · ← → turn · X fires · Space reloads · 1 / 2 / 3 choose weapon
- RHYTHM
- X / B for pink · Space / A for green
- RUN & GUN
- ← → move · ↓ duck · ↑ aim high · Space jumps · X fires · 1 / 2 / 3 choose weapon
- GALLERY
- Click / tap targets · arrows aim · X fires · Space reloads. Meet each district’s hit quota to move on. The district selector starts a fresh run.
- RACER
- ← → steer · hold Space / A to boost · hold X / B to brake. Collect record crates and boost through corporate security cars. Reach all three district exits.
- CD PUZZLE
- Drag a top CD onto a matching top or empty pallet, or tap the source and destination to watch it move. No timer. Match four of every album. Aim for the move target without undo for a Platinum Press; undo and retry are always available. More albums arrive in later shifts, with one fewer spare pallet from shift 4.
- START / PAUSE
- Enter / Escape
On your phone, tap targets in Platinum Pigeons and pallets in Pressing Issues; use the controller buttons for the other games. Drag its top grip to shift it around. Cartoon violence and blood; switch blood off above.