Matt Nye

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THROUGH THE DOOR / FREE ADMISSIONNYE MUSEUM148 covers. Walk the archive. Hear the records. ↗ INTERACTIVE POLITICAL SATIRE / FREEBLOWBACKNo victory screen. Enter the cycle. ↗
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The industry can get stomped.
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Matt’s scruffy comic-book bedroom with a Nye of the Living Dead poster, old records and Nye Hard on VHS.
I’ll Be Fine — original album artwork Nyestalgic — original album artwork
NYETENDO / MATT NYESTEREO · CHANNEL 666
NYE STALGIC / PRESSING PLANTPRESSING ISSUESSHIFT 01 / NIGHT CREW

Drag a top CD, or tap two pallets to move it.

NYE STALGIC PRESENTS

INSERT
SOME CHAOS.

Pick a cartridge. Zero corporate supervision.

NYE VISION STEREO

Drag the top CD, or tap source → destination. Same album or empty pallet. Four per pallet.

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INSERT CARTRIDGE ↓
DO NOT BLOW IN THIS THING.

① PICK A CARTRIDGE BELOWTap one. Watch it slide into the console. Then press START. ↓

NYETENDO / 08NYE CRUSHCD MATCH MAYHEMPLAY CARTRIDGE ↗ NYETENDO / 09NYECONOMYFROM THE TRUNK TO THE MOONPLAY CARTRIDGE ↗
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BAD INFLUENCE INCLUDED.

Arrows move · A / Z / Space jumps · B / X attacks · Enter starts · Esc pauses. Touch: slide your thumb on the D-pad; hold A/B with your other thumb.

Q switches · B / X fires · 1 / 2 / 3 choose weapon · A / Space reloads in the maze / gallery, jumps in Royalty Riot
SOUND DESK / MUSIC + FX

Hit SOUND ON on the TV. Cartridge beats are original arcade instrumentals; Bad Timeline is Matt’s original recording. Small Violin always uses its beat-matched soundtrack. Music pauses with the game.

Pick a cartridge to power up.

NYE FAMILY / ALL-ACCESS FIELD NOTES

YOUR BAD
INFLUENCE FILE.

The records. The weird shit. The whole neighborhood. Collect the stamps. Make yourself at home.

0 XPNEW IN TOWN0 / 27 STAMPS

200 XP to NIGHT REGULAR

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EXPLORE THE WHOLE NYEVERSE / 10 STAMPS
    ARCADE SIDE QUESTS / 17 STAMPS
      PERSONAL BESTS
        01 / HOW TO WRECK IT

        STOMP. SHOUT.
        STAY INDEPENDENT.

        Spend the night: a three-act platformer, a first-person shooter through corporate HQ, a rhythm brawl, a side-scrolling street shooter, the Pressing Issues CD warehouse puzzle, and Platinum Pigeons, a six-district shooting gallery through the Nyeverse, and Midnye Run, a six-leg purple-car getaway through Nye City, Nye Heights, Low Nye, Nye Outskirts, Dry Nye and Midnye Highway. Nye Crush is a free match-three CD puzzle with cassette, Walkman, boombox and wildcard power-ups, twelve move-limited levels and no timer. NYECONOMY is an idle music-empire game: sell CDs, hire managers, invest, reach the moon and rewind a Bad Timeline for permanent Street Cred. In Super Nye Bros., grab a blunt for eight seconds of triple shots. In Bad Timeline, launch bladed Matt Nye albums through the demons or switch to the sonic mic or the heavy NYE laser. The Contract Demon, Speaker Enforcer and Royalty Leech have joined the suits. Laser kills erupt in illustrated energy bursts; CDs keep their slicing deaths. Clear corporate HQ to open the exit. In Small Violin, hit the notes on the white ring. In Royalty Riot, fight Nye Corp’s private army through Nye City, Black Budget and Nye World Order. Agents fire bursts, armored troopers and breach teams close in, masked triangle ninjas rush you, and handlers launch grenades. Rooftop snipers hold the upper lanes; jetpack enforcers and Royalty Vultures patrol overhead. Hold ↑ + B to shoot diagonally upward, or jump up the stair platforms. Hold B to fire the NYE Auto, switch to the Riot Shotgun up close or unleash the NYE Laser. Send the suits tumbling, blow out their armor and leave the street burning. Clear every enemy to unlock the next district.

        02 / KNOW YOUR BUTTONS
        TENNIS
        Arrows move · A / Space jumps · B / X serves and returns · hold B for power · aim left/right at contact · jump + B for a smash. Three courts, first to five.
        PLATFORMER
        ← → move · A / Space jumps · B / X attacks
        SHOOTER
        ↑ ↓ or W / S move · ← → turn · B / X fires · A / Space reloads · 1 / 2 / 3 choose weapon
        RHYTHM
        X / B for pink · Space / A for green
        RUN & GUN
        ← → move · ↓ duck · ↑ aim high · A / Space jumps · B / X fires · 1 / 2 / 3 choose weapon
        GALLERY
        Click / tap targets · arrows aim · B / X fires · A / Space reloads · 1 / 2 / 3 choose CD, rifle, shotgun. CD cuts follow your aim. Shoot suspicious scenery once to reveal a joke, then again for the payoff. Bodies hit the street, blood pools remain, and Mr. Black fetches the remains. Meet each district’s hit quota to move on. The district selector starts a fresh run.
        RACER
        ← → steer · ↑ accelerates and advances · ↓ brakes and falls back · hold Space / A to boost · hold B / X to fire. Fight armed bikes and corporate pursuit cars. Record crates grant triple shots; FIX crates repair the car. Six longer, connected legs change from city streets to wealthy neighborhoods, rough blocks, outskirts, desert and open highway. Checkpoints repair and refuel you without stopping the run.
        CD PUZZLE
        Drag a top CD onto a matching top or empty pallet, or tap the source and destination to watch it move. No timer. Match four of every album. Finish within the move budget or the warehouse collapses. Every transfer and undo costs one move; picks and canceled drops are free. Beat the Platinum target without undo for the top grade. Retry restores the same puzzle and full allowance. Later shifts rotate priority orders, tighter pallet space and dispatch-chain bonuses. More albums arrive every three shifts.
        START / PAUSE
        Enter / Escape

        On your phone, tap targets in Platinum Pigeons and pallets in Pressing Issues; use the controller buttons for the other games. Slide your thumb across the D-pad to change direction without lifting. Hold A/B with your other thumb to move and jump or fire together. Drag its top grip to shift it around. Cartoon violence and blood; switch blood off above.

        ACTUAL MUSIC. SAME BAD ATTITUDE.

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